Pretty Fly (For a Gamma guy) -- Sang to Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"

Opening:
Girls: Give it to me Baby,
Boys: Uh huh, Uh huh.
Girls: Give it to me Baby,
Boys: Uh huh, Uh huh.
Girls: Give it to me Baby,
Boys: Uh huh, Uh huh.
Boys: And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a gamma guy

(weird percussion sounds)

Uno dos tres, In L, F, S

You know it's kind of hard
To get in APO today
Our pledge he isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He hasn't gone to meetings
Or done his service time
But everything he lacks Well he makes up in gamma gazette articles

Chorus:
So don't be late, to Willard Straight, You know the cars are gonna leave you anyway
Ya know it ain't cool, to break the 72 hour rule, For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always turn them in to Cait
The Gazette needs articles, So hey hey do that brand new thing

Opening

He needed more events, not just any would appease,
But he missed the 80's night so he had some SSE's
Now cruising to the office, he sees brothers as he pass
If he don't fill out Docupledge then Claire'll kick his ass

Chorus

Now he's getting initiated, He's gettin' a service pin,
He went to the semiformal, but they didn't let him in
He wasn't trying too hard And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind He's the dopest NIB

Opening
Uno dos tres, In L, F, S
Chorus

The world needs leadership, The world loves fellowship, So let's do some more service, And hey, hey, do that brand new thing